.kool rehtona ekaT

sueslayer:

archetypalboner:

galesofnovember:

someone told me once that “blink blink” is cat for “I love you”

I’m sure this is total bullshit but i choose to believe it.

cats are hardcore man. instead of going, “i love you,” or whatever, they’re just like, “YOU ARE NEITHER MY ENEMY NOR MY PREY AND I THUS ALLOW YOU TO BE IN MY UNGUARDED PRESENCE.”

(via tardis-in-my-tuba)

awwww-cute:

My cat is always so anxious for his daily car rides !

awwww-cute:

My cat is always so anxious for his daily car rides !

(via oneshot-2shot)

221cbakerstreet:

does he even have a ticket

221cbakerstreet:

does he even have a ticket

(Source: rhizomatous, via lolaroxursox)

“We are dying from overthinking. We are slowly killing ourselves by thinking about everything. Think. Think. Think. You can never trust the human mind anyway. It’s a death trap.”
— Anthony Hopkins  (via since-never)

(Source: kjdnvgaksjnd, via oneshot-2shot)

deltasandshields:

I went to pick up my Arizona from the side of my bed and picked up this instead
WHERE THE HELL DID THIS EVEN COME FROM. WHAT THE FUCK FIELD LINING. I DIDNT BRING ANY PAINT HOME. WHAT IS GOING ON

deltasandshields:

I went to pick up my Arizona from the side of my bed and picked up this instead

WHERE THE HELL DID THIS EVEN COME FROM. WHAT THE FUCK FIELD LINING. I DIDNT BRING ANY PAINT HOME. WHAT IS GOING ON

(via lotharthedestroyer)

sassilyah:

girl: come over

me: I have band

girl: my parents aren’t home

me: I have band

(via imguavasfordananas)

nimblefeline:

aesthetically pleasing as fuck

nimblefeline:

aesthetically pleasing as fuck

(via imguavasfordananas)

Anonymous said: Do you know anyone that marches drum corps with ankle problems?

imguavasfordananas:

paranoid-android92:

Uhh probably.
Yo, broken DCI people with ankle problems, where u at

yooo
I marched with a stress fracture in my fibula for about a month and a half

noveltastic:

"DEBBIE DID YOU FAX THOSE PAPERS TO MANAGEMENT?"

(via imguavasfordananas)